Hello!
Noelle here, enjoying her extra long weekend (we have Monday off, which is good because that means I don't have to run a mile) I survived the first week of school! So, um, I have had my first ad request.
Garage Sale!
Saturday through Sunday, there is a stuff sale at the Kristy court corner home. If you know where Temple hall highway meets Old Grandbury Rd., please turn down Old Grandbury! Then, directly after that intersection, there will be a road to right (Penny Ct.) Turn down it, then very turn left down Kristy Ct.. The first house to right, there is a garage sale selling tools, plumbing and electrical things, as well as a 5 ft steam table and three children's car seats. We also have other misc. items. Stop by soon, or it will be gone -- we aren't holding for anyone (first come, first serve). To contact us, call 682-936-9445. Hurry in now.
That's all for now. Toodles!
P.s.
Does anyone like the song "All around the world" (by Justin Bieber)?
Saturday, August 31
Wednesday, August 28
Musings
Third Time's a Charm...
And today was my third day of school! For those of you who don't have to write the date on every paper they touch, today is August 28. So. About school.
Ok, I have eight classes (and eight teachers) three before lunch and five after. So here they are.
And today was my third day of school! For those of you who don't have to write the date on every paper they touch, today is August 28. So. About school.
Ok, I have eight classes (and eight teachers) three before lunch and five after. So here they are.
- ELA (english), taught by Ms. Williams. Although there's nothing to love about it, it is a good way to start my day. Ms. W has a slightly high pitched voice though.
- S.S. (social studies or history), taught by Coach Hopkins. Fun and engaging, but my partner is a ding-a-ling. As Mr. Hopkins says: "You give me a head ache now and I beat you up in 8th grade athletics!" (He's pretty fun though)
- Math (no way to abbreviate) taught be Ms. Sherril. She's really nice and I like her a lot, which is good because I don't like math. However, I have been finding myself looking forward to third period - notice the numbers - because the stuff we are doing is EASY. Heck, we're learning about factors. Yes, factors. I learned about that in third grade. Pick it up people (as in the kid named Scottt {extra T is intentional} who thinks I'm a math whiz, which is a story I will tell you about later). Byt, the next thing is lunch, but since its...lunch and it's not a period I'll skip it.
- Band (again, no abbreviation) taught by Mr. Morgan and Ms. Bosh. Slow, but interesting. For those of you who don't know, I'll be playing bassoon. Yes, I switched to
baboonbassoon yesterday. :-) While I'm on the subject, Mr. Morgan is scary and Ms. Boch (I nearly wrote Spock) looks like Aunt...Cousin...Second Cousin (???) Ali and I adore her (both of them). - P.E. (physical training and wellness, also know as smelly sock class and gym) taught by Coach Gattis. Luckily, the boys and the girls split up (>sigh<) and go to separate gyms. However I'm a little worried, because every Monday we run a MILE. You military folk (you know who you are <3) should be able to do that easy peasy but 11 and 12 year old girls.... It should be more like easy pukey! Coach Gattis needs to work on her sharp tongue.
- Science. Taught by Coach Carter, who treats us like 3d graders and lectures our buts off. :( I really would like to enjoy science, but I can't help but feel gloomy after gym.
- Advisory, which for now is by Mr. Carpenter. It's like homeroom.
- Ms. Sparks. Tech Ap. I really do NOT like it. We spent the last two days looking at a boring slide show on rules, she's really strict and makes you feel guilty (even when you haven't done anything wrong {yet}). Not a great way to end the day.
My classes. Ok. Let me tell you real quick about Scottt and his friend Jayden. :-) They are in my math class, and "Scottt" is in my Tech. The first day of school I scared the heck out of Jaydon, so I was "scary", and Jaydon pointed out his name was spelled with an O. The next day I whipped through the factors (!) and so I was the "math whiz". I also pointed out that Scott has spelled his name with three T's (ha!) He said after class that I was his math tutor. And today, I met him twice. I was given permanent seating away from those two @#$%*! and so I tapped him on the shoulder today and said Now I can't be your math tutor. He frowned, but before he could answer my possible friend Evelyn said " can I call you Freckles?" "No!" "Shorty?" "No." "Bob?" "N-" "Yes I'll call you Bob. Hi Bob!" So when he came up to the top row to turn in some papers, I said, "hi Bob." and he said "hi math tutor.
Ok, I really have to go :-(. Later Gator.
Sunday, August 18
Who Needs the Store? new!
Fashion Tips and Flower Pot Fun!
Fashion is something I'm really in to, I like to design, and I also like to write up tips on how to make your outfit look the way you want it to! So here are a couple of those fashion tips I like to write.
How to Change Formal to Flare: copied and edited from my journal
A classic women's formal outfit: a stiff short-sleeve high-collar shirt and a plain rigid skirt, ankle-length or knee length. High heels and a small plain hand bag. However, this tight-fitting outfit can be easily changed for a business woman with a sense of design. I'm here to tell you how! Throw in one or more of the following items: large eye-catching jewelry, a floppy, low-hanging handbag, sandals, a brightly colored matching scarf, or a thick belt. For even stronger flare, change out that plain skirt for a patterned one, (even if it is simple) or change the hem of the shirt. Mix and match! Figure out which accessories match your style. There you have it! While still wearing your business attire, you added accessories to make it very fashionable and a little less formal.
DIY Flower Pot Pencil Holder:
These do-it-yourself art instructions will tell you how to make a cute pencil holder with stuff that any art lover should have around the house (unless you are a pottery person, and then you might want to take a trip to Michael's).
What You Will Need:
Instructions:
Fashion is something I'm really in to, I like to design, and I also like to write up tips on how to make your outfit look the way you want it to! So here are a couple of those fashion tips I like to write.
How to Change Formal to Flare: copied and edited from my journal
A classic women's formal outfit: a stiff short-sleeve high-collar shirt and a plain rigid skirt, ankle-length or knee length. High heels and a small plain hand bag. However, this tight-fitting outfit can be easily changed for a business woman with a sense of design. I'm here to tell you how! Throw in one or more of the following items: large eye-catching jewelry, a floppy, low-hanging handbag, sandals, a brightly colored matching scarf, or a thick belt. For even stronger flare, change out that plain skirt for a patterned one, (even if it is simple) or change the hem of the shirt. Mix and match! Figure out which accessories match your style. There you have it! While still wearing your business attire, you added accessories to make it very fashionable and a little less formal.
DIY Flower Pot Pencil Holder:
These do-it-yourself art instructions will tell you how to make a cute pencil holder with stuff that any art lover should have around the house (unless you are a pottery person, and then you might want to take a trip to Michael's).
What You Will Need:
- A tin can (cleaned, no lid)
- Hot Glue Gun
- Tape
- Colored card stock (pink or purple, green, and some other color)
- Creativity
- 45 minutes
Instructions:
- Make sure your tin can if totally clean. The wrapper doesn't need to be taken off!
- Carefully take your pink or purple card stock and wrap into a cone. Tape and trim.
- Repeat step two four times.
- Glue your four cones together (careful! Paper will not keep you from burning your fingers!). If you want to, glue along each seam to reenforce.
- Glue your cone cluster into the tin can, point down. (again, be careful!) This will be tricky!
- Cut your green paper into two isosceles triangles, glue into the tin can so the pointy end sticks up. Bend the ends so they stick out.
- Use your other color to cover the outside of the tin can. I did it in strips that over lapped horizontally, but do yours any way for want.
- There you have it! Just stick your pens into the 'flowers' and you'll be done. Be creative and post in you ideas!
AF Brat Life Alert
New Organization!
Thinking last night I decided on a new way of organizing my blog! Don't worry, it's won't change that much, just the way each post is titled.
At the top of this post, you see two titles: one is purple and another black or what ever color this text is (?). The one at the top should say "AF Brat Life Alert". Why does any of this matter? Well, from now on the one at the very top, the one that says AF Brat Life Alert (that is a mouthful) will tell you what section of my blog you are about to read. Below that title (TA, let's call it), you'll see TB, which says "New Organization". This will tell you the particular subject from that section
Current Sections:
"Musings"
"Bling's-the-Thing"
"AF Brat Life Alert"
new! "Who Needs the Store"
Who Needs the Store:
This new section is DIY art fun and fashion advice (by ME!). In fact, my next post is going to be a very long post of Who Needs the Store.
Toodles for two minutes, Noelle.
Thinking last night I decided on a new way of organizing my blog! Don't worry, it's won't change that much, just the way each post is titled.
At the top of this post, you see two titles: one is purple and another black or what ever color this text is (?). The one at the top should say "AF Brat Life Alert". Why does any of this matter? Well, from now on the one at the very top, the one that says AF Brat Life Alert (that is a mouthful) will tell you what section of my blog you are about to read. Below that title (TA, let's call it), you'll see TB, which says "New Organization". This will tell you the particular subject from that section
Current Sections:
"Musings"
"Bling's-the-Thing"
"AF Brat Life Alert"
new! "Who Needs the Store"
Who Needs the Store:
This new section is DIY art fun and fashion advice (by ME!). In fact, my next post is going to be a very long post of Who Needs the Store.
Toodles for two minutes, Noelle.
Friday, August 16
Welcome to Paridise!😄🐒🌴
🌴Paridise rocks...
It turns out that it really rocks. Surrounded by coconut-growing palm trees (does this make them coconut trees?), yards away from what has to be the largest pool in history, and smelling the tang of ocean air while sitting on your porch is awesome, trust me. Even if the involved porch is only rented.
It just occured to me that practically all my readers have no clue what I'm talking about. Allow me to explain: I'm in Roatan, the beachy jungley island off the coast of Honduras. We dragged Dad kicking and screaming here (although I don't want to see the bill myself) and we are all enj lying he snorkeling, sand, surf, and sun. (Well, not the sun. Dad and I are both sunburned. Mom isn't because mom isn't really a beachy person) Unfortunatly, I can't bring back a conch or "buh-nan-nuh donuts", or even the excellent lemonade they have here (fresh squeezed) but I am bringing back bits of coral, shells, and one tile scavenged by Dad during snorkeling (later to be found to belong to the pool😢).
Well that's all for now. Toodles, until I get back to Texas....! 🌴🌴🌴🌞🌊
It turns out that it really rocks. Surrounded by coconut-growing palm trees (does this make them coconut trees?), yards away from what has to be the largest pool in history, and smelling the tang of ocean air while sitting on your porch is awesome, trust me. Even if the involved porch is only rented.
It just occured to me that practically all my readers have no clue what I'm talking about. Allow me to explain: I'm in Roatan, the beachy jungley island off the coast of Honduras. We dragged Dad kicking and screaming here (although I don't want to see the bill myself) and we are all enj lying he snorkeling, sand, surf, and sun. (Well, not the sun. Dad and I are both sunburned. Mom isn't because mom isn't really a beachy person) Unfortunatly, I can't bring back a conch or "buh-nan-nuh donuts", or even the excellent lemonade they have here (fresh squeezed) but I am bringing back bits of coral, shells, and one tile scavenged by Dad during snorkeling (later to be found to belong to the pool😢).
Well that's all for now. Toodles, until I get back to Texas....! 🌴🌴🌴🌞🌊
Tuesday, August 13
No Clue What To Write....
As My Title Says...
I have no clue what to write, so I might just say my mind. To tell the truth, my mind is on Bling's-the-Thing! So I'll tell you what my accessories store is going to sell next!
You probably have all heard of the 'Natty Necklace Sale". (all courtesies to mom, she came up with the sale name) My update yesterday may have said it all to my customers, but not for my readers!
The voting will decide what my 'new' product will be after the Natty Necklace Sale. If you people vote pendant or bracelet, I'll make some kind of new pendant. Mom found some stuff on Pinterest for me. I could make bracelets or pendants with sparkles, overlapping leads shapes, hearts, or a two-tone 'snake knot' pendant. Same with bracelets. Or mom found a recipe one how to turn popsicle sticks into bangles. Or I could do bracelets with rings. Or I haves some Ideas for necklaces. I could extend the Natty Necklace Sale. Or I could try my luck at making coin purses and phone wallets (clip on too). There are a whole lot of directions Bling's-the-Thing could go. All you have to do is vote.
Also, if you have heard of the Natty Necklace Sale, you have heard the new Special Edition Orders. You can post your fave color combo (anywhere in between 2 to 5 colors!) and if at least two people like it, it'll become a Special Edition. If within that month some one buys a Special Edition, it'll continue till the next month. Etc.
Since this is probably getting boring for my readers, you may stop reading me pressuring you now. Toodles!
I have no clue what to write, so I might just say my mind. To tell the truth, my mind is on Bling's-the-Thing! So I'll tell you what my accessories store is going to sell next!
You probably have all heard of the 'Natty Necklace Sale". (all courtesies to mom, she came up with the sale name) My update yesterday may have said it all to my customers, but not for my readers!
The voting will decide what my 'new' product will be after the Natty Necklace Sale. If you people vote pendant or bracelet, I'll make some kind of new pendant. Mom found some stuff on Pinterest for me. I could make bracelets or pendants with sparkles, overlapping leads shapes, hearts, or a two-tone 'snake knot' pendant. Same with bracelets. Or mom found a recipe one how to turn popsicle sticks into bangles. Or I could do bracelets with rings. Or I haves some Ideas for necklaces. I could extend the Natty Necklace Sale. Or I could try my luck at making coin purses and phone wallets (clip on too). There are a whole lot of directions Bling's-the-Thing could go. All you have to do is vote.
Also, if you have heard of the Natty Necklace Sale, you have heard the new Special Edition Orders. You can post your fave color combo (anywhere in between 2 to 5 colors!) and if at least two people like it, it'll become a Special Edition. If within that month some one buys a Special Edition, it'll continue till the next month. Etc.
Since this is probably getting boring for my readers, you may stop reading me pressuring you now. Toodles!
Monday, August 12
*DIY Lip Balm!
Are you a sucker for lipstick deals, the latest products and experimenting with new brands and colors Have you realized that you own more lipsticks than pairs of underwear but you can’t bring yourself to throw them away?
If this sounds familiar, save yourself a few pennies by making use of these unused
products and get creative. Use that unwanted lipstick and turn it into a tinted lip balm; subtle enough for everyday wear, and you’re saving yourself money on buying even more lip products….sounds like a great deal!
products and get creative. Use that unwanted lipstick and turn it into a tinted lip balm; subtle enough for everyday wear, and you’re saving yourself money on buying even more lip products….sounds like a great deal!
For this DIY lip balm, all you will need is a pot of Vaseline, Lipstick and a small portable container. Start by taking a spoon of vaseline, and putting it in a microwavable bowl. Microwave for 30 seconds, take it out and let it cool. Cut a piece of lipstick and put it into the same bowl, and mix the vaseline and lipstick together until it is soft and mixed well. Put the mixture in a small container, and refrigerate for half an hour.
Et voilà, it’s as simple as that! Now you have a brand new DIY lip balm without having to open your wallet….perfect!
*Copied from The Beauty Thesis. Thanks for this recipe!**
**Now no one can blame me if it all goes wrong. Bwahahaha!
Update for Bling's-the-Thing!
Hey Peoples!
I'm here at Bling's-the-Thing to tell you about of coming sale! On September 1st, the moment you have been waiting for begins: our Natty Necklace Sale! For a two dollars apiece, your necklet will make your neck and your day sparkle! Also, we are introducing Special Edition Orders! What are those, you say? If you don't want the trouble of asking for exactly what colors you want, just ask for your favorite edition! For example, we have three Special Editions starting Sept. 1: Watermelon (lime green and coral) pendants, and for necklaces the Countrywide (red-white-and-blue jumble beads) and Rainbow (rainbow Sparkle beads with white solid separators).
Coming Soon: NEW styles of pendants, bracelets, and necklaces are going to be made! You'll see them soon enough!
What's Your Favorite Product? Here at Bling's-the-Thing, you opinion matters to us! So vote today on our question to you: what's your fave product? You can choose from this list: pendants, bracelets, or necklaces? We need your answer by September 14th, so post your opinion now!
Bracelets Sale ends on August 31. No Orders for necklaces before September 1st (no exceptions!). No deadline for new styles (section 2). Votes are tallied on September 15th. All votes between now and September 14th will be accepted. No votes will be accepted after September 14th (no exceptions!).
I'm here at Bling's-the-Thing to tell you about of coming sale! On September 1st, the moment you have been waiting for begins: our Natty Necklace Sale! For a two dollars apiece, your necklet will make your neck and your day sparkle! Also, we are introducing Special Edition Orders! What are those, you say? If you don't want the trouble of asking for exactly what colors you want, just ask for your favorite edition! For example, we have three Special Editions starting Sept. 1: Watermelon (lime green and coral) pendants, and for necklaces the Countrywide (red-white-and-blue jumble beads) and Rainbow (rainbow Sparkle beads with white solid separators).
Coming Soon: NEW styles of pendants, bracelets, and necklaces are going to be made! You'll see them soon enough!
What's Your Favorite Product? Here at Bling's-the-Thing, you opinion matters to us! So vote today on our question to you: what's your fave product? You can choose from this list: pendants, bracelets, or necklaces? We need your answer by September 14th, so post your opinion now!
Bracelets Sale ends on August 31. No Orders for necklaces before September 1st (no exceptions!). No deadline for new styles (section 2). Votes are tallied on September 15th. All votes between now and September 14th will be accepted. No votes will be accepted after September 14th (no exceptions!).
Sunday, August 11
Postcard from Soto Cano!
Dear Readers,
R-116 B, Red Roof Housing
Main Road, Soto Cano Air Force Base, Honduras
I thought since some of you aren't really newspaper reader types, I would sent you a post card. From R-116 B, Soto Cano. FWI, that's my Dad's apartment. It's one of the four in his building. Which is one of a lot of red roofs (IPH*). Which is a section of way to many buildings. Which makes up Soto Cano. Which is my Dad's base. Which is in Honduras BTW. :)
Spanish is difficult. On the other hand, look what I can say now: "¿Hola, como esta?" "¿Bien, es su?" Mu Bien, gracias." So I am improving. Also: "huevos, y la...bacon" That is all? "Si, gracias." :-)
O.K. Write me back!
Noelle
P.S.
I you write back, I'll give you a hug. Everyone else thinks I'm talking to them, but you know better.
Thursday, August 8
This, that, and a little bit there....
The X A Editorial
is proud to present our first official edition, with ads, at least one headline, and sometimes even photos! Since the X A Editorial has changed its name (as some of you know it was formerly The Daily News!) we decided this is no longer a daily news paper. We will try to do a full version (such as this one) at least once a month. Inbetween we will do a minimal version (a weather report and a county news story) as often as every day. This edition will include a News article, Science article, Cultural Events article, and a Foreign Events article. editor-in-chief is Holly Black, editors J. Matherne, E. Matherne, and R. Matherne. Yes, the X A Editorial is a family business alright. Reporters are Miss Holly Black (major events), Dr. TeZi (Science section) Mr. R. Matherne (foreign events), Miss Rose (ad and cultural events sections), Mary Falcon (weather) and Merah Yang (photographer).
Weather Report, Mary Falcon
Hello, I'm Mary Falcon with your latest weather report! It's the August 8th, and before you know it, you're children will be begging to talk to you about Halloween Costumes! In the Granbury area, it is 97º, but it could go as high 105º or as low as 80º. To the News.
Hood County Local News, Holly Black
Local News Changes its Name!
Local Newspaper (formerly known as the Daily News) has changed it's name to The X A Editorial. We're here with Editor-in-Cheif Holly Black to find out why this online newspaper has decided to change it's name.
Reporter: We have heard that you have changed your newspaper's name. Why?
Editor-in-Chief: Well, if you must know, it's because it's NOT daily! Duh! Just check out our website (www.afbratlife.blogspot.com) to double check. If you must know.
R: Oh so....
EIC: Ooooh, can I tell you HOW I chose this name?
R: I suppose....
EIC: It was sooooo hard. So, like, here. Step 1: So where is your newspaper located?!
R: Er...Granbury?
EIC: Ok. Granbury. Got it. What kind of paper are you anyway?
R: Sorry?
EIC: You know! Bugel? Gossip? News?
R: Um...Gossip.
EIC: There you go!
R: I don't follow you.
EIC: >Sigh< How thick can you get?! Your newspaper should be called the Granbury Gossip! But no no. Your editor wouldn't listen to me! --
R: I wonder why....
EIC: -- I told her that X A Editorial wasn't juicy at all! It's not classy enough!
R: Hey!
EIC: And -- what?
R: My newspaper is just fine!
EIC: No, it's not didn't you just here me?! I just said that X-A-E-d--
And so we found out how and why this newspaper changed it's name. Dr. TeZi, it's all yours.
Science News, Dr. TeZi
Genetics Today
-Dr. TeZi
A non-scientific friend of mine said to me the other day, "TeZi, wouldn't it be cool if one day humans had wings?" She got a thoughtful look on her face and asked if that was possible. I said it was and we discussed various ways of implanting wings on humans.
"Of course," I said,"no matter how careful the implantation is, it is quite possible that the immune system would attack the implanted wings."
She frowned and asked if there was another way.
"Genetic modification." I replied. Then I explained the process and theoretic results of such an idea.
This is what I told her: "Genetic modification is not an easy process. One kind of this modification is what is now know as de-extinction. First, the animal or plant's eggs must be wiped of all genes, then the genes of the desired creature is implanted. Supposedly, the surrogate mother then goes through normal pregnancy with a different and typically extinct species' baby. If you just want to change an aspect of a creature, you implant the genes for the desired aspect. In the case off wings, it would take several generations worth of genetic manipulating before a man flew."
Genetic modification is becoming a reality. Because of advances in science, scientists have been tweaking genes to do all kinds of this, to scientifically explosive results. Mice have glowed, tomatoes grown redder, and clones of extinct animals have been made. But wait, that's not all! Mice have grown extra legs, tomatoes have cause sicknesses, and de-extincted animals have grown extra lobes in their lungs and died of suffocation. Scientists have been shouting for joy, imagining wild life parks for mammoths, new flocks of cloned passenger pigeons, and have even thought of re-creating saber-toothed tigers.
Is this de-extinction a good idea though? Some say that 'what if's' have held man kind frozen for years, but the truth is they play an important role in the scientific method - as well as in our every day life. So three 'what if's' to round up this article:
What if the environment of our modern earth hostile and harsh to mammoths (or other animals)?
What if we cause two extinctions of the same species, rather than one?
And what if this de-extinction is happening too soon for our civilization?
Cultural Events, Miss Rose
New Book has Tweens Excited!
~Miss Rose
As a new book is slowly revealed to the public, press runs to interview unpublished author Noelle Matherne. She is creating a relishing, packed story with vivid characters, and post chapter after chapter on her blog site (www.afbratlife.blogspot.com). Despite the scramble for more information, the ODDBALL got an interesting insight into this new sensation.
Although an artistic person at heart, 11-year-old Ms. Matherne is also an active outdoorsy person who enjoys swimming, soccer, and games. She entertains herself indoors by writing, reading a variety of books, and playing on electronics. We interviewed her in detail and received inside information on her juicy book, Deception.
Q: How would you describe your story, Noelle?
A: It is about a girl, a normal girl, who finds a cat that she bonds with in an extraterrestrial way. After that, the two explore and find that the girl is not normal but has extraordinary powers. Shortly after she begins how to learn to control Power, her formidable step-sister disappears. Well I won't tell you beyond there: it'll ruin it!
Q: How did you construct this vivid story?
A: Oh, I've had imaginings of magic, power, force, what ever you want to call it. I love fiction books like the Inheritance, Harry Potter, and Artemus Fowl series'. I didn't use outlines or anything, like some writers do. I started with Cassie, the girl I mentioned. Ok, I thought, I have a character. What is she doing? She's in school. What is she doing at school? She's there so she can have a confrontation with her enemy. Ok, what's her enemy like? And that's how I wrote the book-question by question. Now I know how the book will end, who will be the villain-not every detail, word for word, but I know this book. Some would say I fell into my own story.
Q: How do you think this book will effect the public?
A: May I be frank?
Q: I suppose....
A: This book will effect literature about as much as if you went to an empty field and muttered I want to change the world.
And that was the abrupt end to our interview with this excellent author. I personally think that this book will not be what the author says and hope many will read Deception soon.
Foreign Events, Mr. R. Matherne
Meet Soto Cano!
~Holly Black
Touring the American Military base of Soto Cano (in Honduras) was something I've never experienced. I've seen a couple other bases, but this one was by far different.
Soto Cano is in a mountainous bowl in the landscape. On a clear day, you can see all the mountains surrounding the base. Unlike the tropical area I expected, the mountains are carpeted with conifers and scattered ground foliage. What ever the original animals were I don't know, but the base is inhabited by grackles, stray cats, and termites. In the 'red roof' (commander housing) giant red leaf cutter ants and huge toads the size of your foot (see left). Also included in this wide variety of wildlife are 6 foot iguanas and the young Max, a squadron mascot and boxer. Humans have no problem living among these creatures. Instead, most problems occur when drinking non-spring water and in dehydration in the hot but humid environment.
Unlike other, larger bases, very few people live on the base. Some are American Airmen, Army, and Special Ops, but about half the base is for the Honduran Air Force. Because of off-base culture, personnel are not allowed to live off base.
All these personnel live small huts called hooches, or nicer, but still tiny, apartments called red roofs. Food is provide by the DFAC (Dining FACility) or you can pick up frozen or snack food at the many-named multi-store called the BX, PX, or most recently - the X. Other necessities (coffee, alcohol, hammocks, etc.) can be bought in a set of wooden shops along the main road. Water cannot be drunk of of the pipe, because lead and bacteria. Water is provided for personnel.
How does one get around on Soto Cano? You could rent a bike from the Community center, or buy one from the X. If you're lucky you can get a car, but access to crucial areas is limited. Many people walk, as most places, are no more than fifteen minutes from anywhere. But the most commonly, people drive golf carts called EZ-goes. Visiting children are allowed to drive the EZ-goes on the dirt road that lap the perimeter of the base.
Recreation includes tennis, basketball, swimming, baseball, volleyball. Every so often, Soto Cano will have a sports day. During these no-work days, different groups play tug-of-war and other games, as well as the Firefighter challenge and Pull-The-Truck. Competition between squadrons (and language) is intense. As you can see to the left, the Firefighter Challenge is a relay race that requires participants to pull a hose up a staircase, roll up a hose, drag a weighted model of a man aprx. 300 ft., and drag a hose the same distance.
In this humid, hooch-riddled, EZ-go-filled base, fun and fire-fighting mix, palm trees and pines grow within five miles of each other, and you're lucky to have a concrete floor. After all - you wouldn't want the termites getting in!
.Ad Section, Maintained by Miss Rose
Welcome to Bling's-the-Thing!
We sell only the best decorative merchandise hot from the production house, where they are made by hand by our fine makers! Right now, we have several pieces available, including four pendants and a special piece!
So what's our special piece? We have a seasonal red-white-and-blue bracelet from Bling's-the-Thing's Big Bad Bracelet sale! But hurry up! This special sale ends soon, and once it ends, there won't be any more bracelets. So come soon!
Thank you, all reporters, editors. Special Thanks to J. and R. Matherne! Photos by Merah Yang.
is proud to present our first official edition, with ads, at least one headline, and sometimes even photos! Since the X A Editorial has changed its name (as some of you know it was formerly The Daily News!) we decided this is no longer a daily news paper. We will try to do a full version (such as this one) at least once a month. Inbetween we will do a minimal version (a weather report and a county news story) as often as every day. This edition will include a News article, Science article, Cultural Events article, and a Foreign Events article. editor-in-chief is Holly Black, editors J. Matherne, E. Matherne, and R. Matherne. Yes, the X A Editorial is a family business alright. Reporters are Miss Holly Black (major events), Dr. TeZi (Science section) Mr. R. Matherne (foreign events), Miss Rose (ad and cultural events sections), Mary Falcon (weather) and Merah Yang (photographer).
Weather Report, Mary Falcon
Hello, I'm Mary Falcon with your latest weather report! It's the August 8th, and before you know it, you're children will be begging to talk to you about Halloween Costumes! In the Granbury area, it is 97º, but it could go as high 105º or as low as 80º. To the News.
Hood County Local News, Holly Black
Local News Changes its Name!
Local Newspaper (formerly known as the Daily News) has changed it's name to The X A Editorial. We're here with Editor-in-Cheif Holly Black to find out why this online newspaper has decided to change it's name.
Reporter: We have heard that you have changed your newspaper's name. Why?
Editor-in-Chief: Well, if you must know, it's because it's NOT daily! Duh! Just check out our website (www.afbratlife.blogspot.com) to double check. If you must know.
R: Oh so....
EIC: Ooooh, can I tell you HOW I chose this name?
R: I suppose....
EIC: It was sooooo hard. So, like, here. Step 1: So where is your newspaper located?!
R: Er...Granbury?
EIC: Ok. Granbury. Got it. What kind of paper are you anyway?
R: Sorry?
EIC: You know! Bugel? Gossip? News?
R: Um...Gossip.
EIC: There you go!
R: I don't follow you.
EIC: >Sigh< How thick can you get?! Your newspaper should be called the Granbury Gossip! But no no. Your editor wouldn't listen to me! --
R: I wonder why....
EIC: -- I told her that X A Editorial wasn't juicy at all! It's not classy enough!
R: Hey!
EIC: And -- what?
R: My newspaper is just fine!
EIC: No, it's not didn't you just here me?! I just said that X-A-E-d--
And so we found out how and why this newspaper changed it's name. Dr. TeZi, it's all yours.
Science News, Dr. TeZi
Genetics Today
-Dr. TeZi
A non-scientific friend of mine said to me the other day, "TeZi, wouldn't it be cool if one day humans had wings?" She got a thoughtful look on her face and asked if that was possible. I said it was and we discussed various ways of implanting wings on humans.
"Of course," I said,"no matter how careful the implantation is, it is quite possible that the immune system would attack the implanted wings."
She frowned and asked if there was another way.
"Genetic modification." I replied. Then I explained the process and theoretic results of such an idea.
This is what I told her: "Genetic modification is not an easy process. One kind of this modification is what is now know as de-extinction. First, the animal or plant's eggs must be wiped of all genes, then the genes of the desired creature is implanted. Supposedly, the surrogate mother then goes through normal pregnancy with a different and typically extinct species' baby. If you just want to change an aspect of a creature, you implant the genes for the desired aspect. In the case off wings, it would take several generations worth of genetic manipulating before a man flew."
Genetic modification is becoming a reality. Because of advances in science, scientists have been tweaking genes to do all kinds of this, to scientifically explosive results. Mice have glowed, tomatoes grown redder, and clones of extinct animals have been made. But wait, that's not all! Mice have grown extra legs, tomatoes have cause sicknesses, and de-extincted animals have grown extra lobes in their lungs and died of suffocation. Scientists have been shouting for joy, imagining wild life parks for mammoths, new flocks of cloned passenger pigeons, and have even thought of re-creating saber-toothed tigers.
Is this de-extinction a good idea though? Some say that 'what if's' have held man kind frozen for years, but the truth is they play an important role in the scientific method - as well as in our every day life. So three 'what if's' to round up this article:
What if the environment of our modern earth hostile and harsh to mammoths (or other animals)?
What if we cause two extinctions of the same species, rather than one?
And what if this de-extinction is happening too soon for our civilization?
Cultural Events, Miss Rose
New Book has Tweens Excited!
~Miss Rose
As a new book is slowly revealed to the public, press runs to interview unpublished author Noelle Matherne. She is creating a relishing, packed story with vivid characters, and post chapter after chapter on her blog site (www.afbratlife.blogspot.com). Despite the scramble for more information, the ODDBALL got an interesting insight into this new sensation.
Although an artistic person at heart, 11-year-old Ms. Matherne is also an active outdoorsy person who enjoys swimming, soccer, and games. She entertains herself indoors by writing, reading a variety of books, and playing on electronics. We interviewed her in detail and received inside information on her juicy book, Deception.
Q: How would you describe your story, Noelle?
A: It is about a girl, a normal girl, who finds a cat that she bonds with in an extraterrestrial way. After that, the two explore and find that the girl is not normal but has extraordinary powers. Shortly after she begins how to learn to control Power, her formidable step-sister disappears. Well I won't tell you beyond there: it'll ruin it!
Q: How did you construct this vivid story?
A: Oh, I've had imaginings of magic, power, force, what ever you want to call it. I love fiction books like the Inheritance, Harry Potter, and Artemus Fowl series'. I didn't use outlines or anything, like some writers do. I started with Cassie, the girl I mentioned. Ok, I thought, I have a character. What is she doing? She's in school. What is she doing at school? She's there so she can have a confrontation with her enemy. Ok, what's her enemy like? And that's how I wrote the book-question by question. Now I know how the book will end, who will be the villain-not every detail, word for word, but I know this book. Some would say I fell into my own story.
Q: How do you think this book will effect the public?
A: May I be frank?
Q: I suppose....
A: This book will effect literature about as much as if you went to an empty field and muttered I want to change the world.
And that was the abrupt end to our interview with this excellent author. I personally think that this book will not be what the author says and hope many will read Deception soon.
Foreign Events, Mr. R. Matherne
Meet Soto Cano!
~Holly Black
Touring the American Military base of Soto Cano (in Honduras) was something I've never experienced. I've seen a couple other bases, but this one was by far different.
Soto Cano is in a mountainous bowl in the landscape. On a clear day, you can see all the mountains surrounding the base. Unlike the tropical area I expected, the mountains are carpeted with conifers and scattered ground foliage. What ever the original animals were I don't know, but the base is inhabited by grackles, stray cats, and termites. In the 'red roof' (commander housing) giant red leaf cutter ants and huge toads the size of your foot (see left). Also included in this wide variety of wildlife are 6 foot iguanas and the young Max, a squadron mascot and boxer. Humans have no problem living among these creatures. Instead, most problems occur when drinking non-spring water and in dehydration in the hot but humid environment.
Unlike other, larger bases, very few people live on the base. Some are American Airmen, Army, and Special Ops, but about half the base is for the Honduran Air Force. Because of off-base culture, personnel are not allowed to live off base.
All these personnel live small huts called hooches, or nicer, but still tiny, apartments called red roofs. Food is provide by the DFAC (Dining FACility) or you can pick up frozen or snack food at the many-named multi-store called the BX, PX, or most recently - the X. Other necessities (coffee, alcohol, hammocks, etc.) can be bought in a set of wooden shops along the main road. Water cannot be drunk of of the pipe, because lead and bacteria. Water is provided for personnel.
How does one get around on Soto Cano? You could rent a bike from the Community center, or buy one from the X. If you're lucky you can get a car, but access to crucial areas is limited. Many people walk, as most places, are no more than fifteen minutes from anywhere. But the most commonly, people drive golf carts called EZ-goes. Visiting children are allowed to drive the EZ-goes on the dirt road that lap the perimeter of the base.
Recreation includes tennis, basketball, swimming, baseball, volleyball. Every so often, Soto Cano will have a sports day. During these no-work days, different groups play tug-of-war and other games, as well as the Firefighter challenge and Pull-The-Truck. Competition between squadrons (and language) is intense. As you can see to the left, the Firefighter Challenge is a relay race that requires participants to pull a hose up a staircase, roll up a hose, drag a weighted model of a man aprx. 300 ft., and drag a hose the same distance.
In this humid, hooch-riddled, EZ-go-filled base, fun and fire-fighting mix, palm trees and pines grow within five miles of each other, and you're lucky to have a concrete floor. After all - you wouldn't want the termites getting in!
Welcome to Bling's-the-Thing!
We sell only the best decorative merchandise hot from the production house, where they are made by hand by our fine makers! Right now, we have several pieces available, including four pendants and a special piece!
So what's our special piece? We have a seasonal red-white-and-blue bracelet from Bling's-the-Thing's Big Bad Bracelet sale! But hurry up! This special sale ends soon, and once it ends, there won't be any more bracelets. So come soon!
Thank you, all reporters, editors. Special Thanks to J. and R. Matherne! Photos by Merah Yang.
Welcome to Soto Cano!
Meet Soto Cano!
(Foreign Events Article Sneak Peak)
~Holly BlackTouring the American Military base of Soto Cano (in Honduras) was something I've never experienced. I've seen a couple other bases, but this one was by far different.
Soto Cano is in a mountainous bowl in the landscape. On a clear day, you can see all the mountains surrounding the base. Unlike the tropical area I expected, the mountains are carpeted with conifers and scattered ground foliage. What ever the original animals were I don't know, but the base is inhabited by grackles, stray cats, and termites. In the 'red roof' (key personnel housing) giant red leaf cutter ants and huge toads the size of your foot (see left). Also included in this wide variety of wildlife are 6 foot iguanas and the young Max, a squadron mascot and boxer puppy. Humans have no problem living among these creatures. Instead, most problems occur when drinking non-bottled water water and in dehydration in the hot but humid environment.
Unlike other, larger bases, very few people live on the base. Some are American Airmen, Army, and Special Ops, but about half the base is for the Honduran Air Force. Because of off-base culture, personnel are not allowed to live off base.
All these personnel live small huts called hooches, or nicer, but still tiny, apartments called red roofs. Food is provide by the DFAC (Dining FACility) or you can pick up frozen or snack food at the many-named multi-store called the BX, PX, or most recently - the X. Other necessities (coffee, alcohol, hammocks, etc.) can be bought in a set of wooden shops along the main road. Water cannot be drunk of of the pipe, because lead and bacteria. Water is provided for personnel.
How does one get around on Soto Cano? You could rent a bike from the Community center, or buy one from the X. If you're lucky you can get a car, but access to crucial areas is limited. Many people walk, as most places, are no more than fifteen minutes from anywhere. But the most commonly, people drive golf carts called EZ-goes. Visiting children are allowed to drive the EZ-goes on the dirt road that lap the perimeter of the base.
Recreation includes tennis, basketball, swimming, baseball, volleyball. Every so often, Soto Cano will have a sports day. During these no-work days, different groups play tug-of-war and other games, as well as the Firefighter challenge and Pull-The-Truck. Competition between squadrons (and language) is intense. As you can see to the left, the Firefighter Challenge is a relay race that requires participants to pull a hose up a staircase, roll up a hose, drag a weighted model of a man aprx. 300 ft., and drag a hose the same distance.
In this humid, hooch-riddled, EZ-go-filled base, fun and fire-fighting mix, palm trees and pines grow within five miles of each other, and you're lucky to have a concrete floor. After all - you wouldn't want the termites getting in!
Tuesday, August 6
Honduras
Dear Readers,
As some of you know, tomorrow no later than 2:30 in the morning we will be leaving for where my Dad is stationed (Soto Cano Air Force Base about three hours out of Tegucigalpa, Honduras). We will be there for twelve days, and soon after that, school term starts. Due to the fact that my Dad has a computer, I can access (and there for post) on my blog, however, I will be very busy because I do not see my Dad until Christmas break. Unfortunately, I'll also be busy trying to make friends and adjusting at school, so I may not post very much until... October.Your Faithful Writer and Friend,
N Matherne, Manager of Bling's-the-Thing, Longtime AF Brat, etc., etc., etc.
P.S.
I love writing letters, don't you?!
Thursday, August 1
Everything and nothing. and everything.
Recently, I've been have two old friends over! Now, before I go on, I must say they came over for eleven days, so this wasn't just a "hey, want to come over and hang out" kind of thing. These were kids I knew in Germany, technically brother and sister (the sister was adopted). Anyway, we got to go see 'Turbo', explore at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and Natural History, go to the Fort Worth Zoo, and we had lots of fun! But sadly, they have to go back home now, so mom is taking them back to the air port. >sniff<
So, because they won't let me through security, I'm staying with my Ma'ma. Since blogging is more...entertaining that watch sponge bob square pants, I'm blogging. About nothing. And everything, and nothing. :-)
Anywho, I have an announcement. If anyone (that I personally know) wants to advertise on my blog, post the details and I'll post them (as written).
So, because they won't let me through security, I'm staying with my Ma'ma. Since blogging is more...entertaining that watch sponge bob square pants, I'm blogging. About nothing. And everything, and nothing. :-)
Anywho, I have an announcement. If anyone (that I personally know) wants to advertise on my blog, post the details and I'll post them (as written).
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