I posted a List of Things You Never Expect to Hear a while ago. If you haven't seen it (or have and have forgotten) then here is a link to the original post. However, I didn't stop then. I have been recording since then (well, not everything, but I live in a CRAZY neighborhood so it filled up pretty fast). Here is the next thirteen Things You Never Expect to Hear:
- If there are bats in your grass, be sure to take them out.
- Q: What did she just do? A: Oh, she just put a dragon on your head, that's all.
- Oh my gosh, there is a chicken in my sheet!
- Why do you want to be an insect?
- I-Hate-White-Rabbits-I-Hate-White-Rabbits-I-Hate-White-Rabbits
- My cat is the jiggly type.
- It's tomorrow in the morning.
- See the grass...KNOW THE POWER OF THE GRASS!!!
- I'm protecting my armpits!
- I need more Harrys!
- Oh look, there's the ant.
- Yes, here is your mystic ice.
- CICADA KILLER!!!
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These are thing that all the homeschooler's in my group know and say on a regular basis!
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