Thursday, August 8

Welcome to Soto Cano!

 Meet Soto Cano!
(Foreign Events Article Sneak Peak)
~Holly Black

Touring the American Military base of Soto Cano (in Honduras) was something I've never experienced.  I've seen a couple other bases, but this one was by far different.  


Soto Cano is in a mountainous bowl in the landscape.  On a clear day, you can see all the mountains surrounding the base.  Unlike the tropical area I expected, the mountains are carpeted with conifers and scattered ground foliage.  What ever the original animals were I don't know, but the base is inhabited by grackles, stray cats, and termites.  In the 'red roof' (key personnel housing) giant red leaf cutter ants and huge toads the size of your foot (see left). Also included in this wide variety of wildlife are 6 foot iguanas and the young Max, a squadron mascot and boxer puppy. Humans have no problem living among these creatures.  Instead, most problems occur when drinking non-bottled water water and in dehydration in the hot but humid environment.


Unlike other, larger bases, very few people live on the base.  Some are American Airmen, Army, and Special Ops, but about half the base is for the Honduran Air Force.  Because of off-base culture, personnel are not allowed to live off base.


All these personnel live small huts called hooches, or nicer, but still tiny, apartments called red roofs.  Food is provide by the DFAC (Dining FACility) or you can pick up frozen or snack food at the many-named multi-store called the BX, PX, or most recently - the X.  Other necessities (coffee, alcohol, hammocks, etc.)  can be bought in a set of wooden shops along the main road.  Water cannot  be drunk of of the pipe, because lead and bacteria. Water is provided for personnel.


How does one get around on Soto Cano?  You could rent a bike from the Community center, or buy one from the X.  If you're lucky you can get a car, but access to crucial areas is limited.  Many people walk, as most places, are no more than fifteen minutes from anywhere.  But the most commonly, people drive golf carts called EZ-goes.  Visiting children are allowed to drive the EZ-goes on the dirt road that lap the perimeter of the base.


Recreation includes tennis, basketball, swimming, baseball, volleyball.   Every so often, Soto Cano will have a sports day.  During these no-work days, different groups play tug-of-war and other games, as well as the Firefighter challenge and Pull-The-Truck.  Competition between squadrons (and language) is intense. As you can see to the left, the Firefighter Challenge is a relay race that requires participants to pull a hose up a staircase, roll up a hose, drag a weighted model of a man aprx. 300 ft., and drag a hose the same distance.


In this humid, hooch-riddled, EZ-go-filled base, fun and fire-fighting mix, palm trees and pines grow within five miles of each other, and you're lucky to have a concrete floor.  After all - you wouldn't want the termites getting in!

Tuesday, August 6

Honduras

Dear Readers,
As some of you know, tomorrow no later than 2:30 in the morning we will be leaving for where my Dad is stationed (Soto Cano Air Force Base about three hours out of Tegucigalpa, Honduras).  We will be there for twelve days, and soon after that, school term starts.  Due to the fact that my Dad has a computer, I can access (and there for post) on my blog, however, I will be very busy because I do not see my Dad until Christmas break.  Unfortunately, I'll also be busy trying to make friends and adjusting at school, so I may not post very  much until... October.

Your Faithful Writer and Friend,
N Matherne, Manager of Bling's-the-Thing, Longtime AF Brat, etc., etc., etc.

P.S.
I love writing letters, don't you?!

Thursday, August 1

Everything and nothing. and everything.

Recently, I've been have two old friends over!  Now, before I go on, I must say they came over for eleven days, so this wasn't just a "hey, want to come over and hang out" kind of thing.  These were kids I knew in Germany, technically brother and sister (the sister was adopted).  Anyway, we got to go see 'Turbo', explore at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and Natural History, go to the Fort Worth Zoo, and we had lots of fun!  But sadly, they have to go back home now, so mom is taking them back to the air port. >sniff<

So, because they won't let me through security, I'm staying with my Ma'ma.  Since blogging is more...entertaining that watch sponge bob square pants, I'm blogging.  About nothing.  And everything, and nothing.  :-)

Anywho, I have an announcement.  If anyone (that I personally know) wants to advertise on my blog, post the details and I'll post them (as written).

Friday, July 26

The Big Bad Bracelet Sale!

Welcome to Bling's-the-Thing!
We sell only the best decorative merchandise hot from the production house, where they are made by hand by our fine makers!  Right now, we have several pieces available, including four pendants and a special piece!

So what's our special piece?  We have a seasonal red-white-and-blue bracelet from Bling's-the-Thing's Big Bad Bracelet sale!  But hurry up!  This special sale ends soon, and once it ends, there won't be any more bracelets.  So come soon!

Thursday, July 18

Rain-rain-rain-rain-rain

For the Past Four Days,
It rained.  Now, if that's not enough to make you gasp, let me explain.  It rained for four days.  In July.  In Texas.  During a drought.  In Texas!  That should make you gasp.  If not, please consult the September edition of National Geographic article called "What's Up With the Weather?"

*Anyway, did anyone read the the April NatGeo main headline?  "Reviving Extinct Species" was blasted across the front page.  The picture was classy and attention grabbing:  several extinct ice-age species (including a sabre-toothed tiger, the ancient bear-like giant sloth, and the eye-catching mammoth) coming out of a giant test tube and going onto a pre-made Siberian landscape.  Mini-articles from that edition included "Ladies Last" (about how on average ladies tend to live longer) , "Gut Reactions" (about the increase of people allergic to gluten since the 1950's), "Aerial Assaults" (designing our drones after mosquitoes might make them resilient) and "Samurai of the Sea" (about how the sensitive "nose" of a sawfish, long thought to be only for sensing movements around the animal, has been found to be used to decapitate fish) are very interesting.  But skip those for the moment and slip on over to page 28 (even if it means skipping the "Next" section, which I love too)  Before you start reading this fascinating article call "Bringing them Back to Life", look at the small caption at the bottom right page.  For those of you who don't have National Geographic, or don't keep it if you do, I'll read it for you.
"Bucardo.  Cara pyrenaica pyrenaica.  The bucardo, or Pyrenean ibex, lived high in the Pyrenees until its extinction in 2000.  Three years later researchers attempted to clone Celia, the last bucardo (above).  The clone died minutes after birth."  End Quote, underlining added.
Then move on to page 32, "Recipe for Resurrection"

  1. Assemble a passenger pigeon genome** from DNA fragments in museum specimens.  Compare with the rock pigeon, which is still alive.
  2. Add the particular traits of a passenger pigeon to a rock pigeon (red breast, longer tail, etc.)
  3. Add passenger pigeon genes** into rock pigeon stem cells***.  Convert into eggs.
  4. Breed pairs of rock pigeons (bearing passenger pigeon eggs) and hope that the offspring...
  5. ...don't sprout extra wings and then answer this question:  if it looks and flocks and acts like a passenger pigeon, is it one?
More about this tomorrow (I'm getting a headache.)

*All thanks to National Geographic.
**What makes you you.
*** For lack of better term, blank cells.

Wednesday, July 17

A little of Everything (almost)

Welcome to...The Daily News!
I'm Mary Falcon, news reporter, and I'm here to give you a live interview with a published writer by the name of Noelle Matherne! 
Question:  So what do you write?
 Answer:  Anything!  I have so poems (including a limerick by the name of The Grass Seed that Couldn't Hold it's Breath and a poem called Leggerwoky.  For those of you who are familiar with the poem Jabberwoky, I'm sure you would find it amusing.
Q:  What else?
A:  Newspapers, editorials, and magazines have always been a specialty of mine.  So of the editions I've written are called the Prestwick Press, The ODDBALL, Lights!, and the Daily News!.  Here and there I'll do a short story (such as Nugget City, My Paradise, Attach of the Uncle-Monster to name a few)  I do essays, plays, and I once did a short biography!
Q:  Well it sounds like you have quite a library!  What are you working on now?
A:  Right now?  I doing my biggest project yet!  I'm working on a book that I hope will be published some day.....  I call it:  Deception.
Q:  That sound real interesting, we might have to come back and have an interview about "Deception."  Now, to the the weather.
 The predation is for thunderstorms today!  Maybe this will help with that pesky drought of ours!  There is an Emergency Alert for 6:45 for Dallas Country (severe thunderstorm).   Now I present you The Daily News!'s new add section!   (below)

Bling's-the-Thing Big Bad Bracelet Sale!
Right now, for a limited time, we'll be selling bracelets for only a dollar a bracelets.  We  have two kinds here at Bling's-the-Thing:  Pendant-style and Braid-style.  To Special-Order, just post your favorite tri-color combo, what style you want, and we'll have it to you ASAP!  Right now we have 5 pendants available, and one seasonal red-white-&-blue braid-style bracelet!  For those of you who don't know, the pendants are a steal at 50 cents apiece!

And now, to the news:

Hello, Sunshine!
Goooooooooood morning, this is your favorite blogger talking!  I started this post this morning, but due to technical difficulties, we couldn't post.  But now I'm at Ma'ma's, in the middle of a severe thunderstorm, and I'm wet.  WET.  I mean soaked to the bone!  Ok, no more sunshine.

Tuesday, July 16

It's the Daily News!

Hello, and Welcome to...
The Daily News!   Today is July 16, 2013.  We have a special report, coming in live from Still-To-Be-Named Estates, by our reporter Mary Falcon!
"Hi, I'm Mary Falcon, calling in here from Still-To-Be-Named Estates.  Despite the insistent off-and-on rain today, we've seen an extraordinary amount of activity....
"...To be exact, humming bird activity!  There have been nine recorded visits to the Estate's humming bird feeder and surrounding area.  The small birds (about three inches) are said to be black-chinned humming birds and only come here for the spring and summer during their mating season.  A correspondent of mine actually caught these stunning birds on video!  Now, to the weather report." ~Mary Falcon, News Reporter~

It's only going to get hotter now!  We're looking at a week in the mid 90˙s.  The weather prediction for tomorrow is more thunderstorms like today, and if I'm correct, off-and-on rain.  After that, through Sunday will be sunny with some clouds.  The highest temperature this week will be 97˙ and a low of 72˙.   And that's your weather report for today!

Thanks for reading, this has been the Daily News!

Before I go, all my fabulous readers, I want you to read this cute little limerick.  I made it up for school two or three years ago.  I hope you like it!


There once was a little grass seed,
Who floated downstream on a reed,
Alas the stream was a circle,
And the seed turned quite purple,
Trying to commit such a deed.

Well?  Do you like it?  Post your limericks if you want!