Wednesday, July 17

A little of Everything (almost)

Welcome to...The Daily News!
I'm Mary Falcon, news reporter, and I'm here to give you a live interview with a published writer by the name of Noelle Matherne! 
Question:  So what do you write?
 Answer:  Anything!  I have so poems (including a limerick by the name of The Grass Seed that Couldn't Hold it's Breath and a poem called Leggerwoky.  For those of you who are familiar with the poem Jabberwoky, I'm sure you would find it amusing.
Q:  What else?
A:  Newspapers, editorials, and magazines have always been a specialty of mine.  So of the editions I've written are called the Prestwick Press, The ODDBALL, Lights!, and the Daily News!.  Here and there I'll do a short story (such as Nugget City, My Paradise, Attach of the Uncle-Monster to name a few)  I do essays, plays, and I once did a short biography!
Q:  Well it sounds like you have quite a library!  What are you working on now?
A:  Right now?  I doing my biggest project yet!  I'm working on a book that I hope will be published some day.....  I call it:  Deception.
Q:  That sound real interesting, we might have to come back and have an interview about "Deception."  Now, to the the weather.
 The predation is for thunderstorms today!  Maybe this will help with that pesky drought of ours!  There is an Emergency Alert for 6:45 for Dallas Country (severe thunderstorm).   Now I present you The Daily News!'s new add section!   (below)

Bling's-the-Thing Big Bad Bracelet Sale!
Right now, for a limited time, we'll be selling bracelets for only a dollar a bracelets.  We  have two kinds here at Bling's-the-Thing:  Pendant-style and Braid-style.  To Special-Order, just post your favorite tri-color combo, what style you want, and we'll have it to you ASAP!  Right now we have 5 pendants available, and one seasonal red-white-&-blue braid-style bracelet!  For those of you who don't know, the pendants are a steal at 50 cents apiece!

And now, to the news:

Hello, Sunshine!
Goooooooooood morning, this is your favorite blogger talking!  I started this post this morning, but due to technical difficulties, we couldn't post.  But now I'm at Ma'ma's, in the middle of a severe thunderstorm, and I'm wet.  WET.  I mean soaked to the bone!  Ok, no more sunshine.

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