Stolen

Every day, I'm
Kidnapped!  Yep!  But don't call the police!  Don't dial 911!  I'm fine!  After all, I always come back.  Here's what happens (In chronological order):

1. I excitedly open my web browser.
2. I click on my special link to my blog webpage.
3. I impatiently wait as the little spinny-do-hikky in the corner spins...and spins...and spins!
4. I click this little orange button called "new post".
5. I'm swept away on rainbow breeze of pure bliss.

And then I wake up half an hour later!  Any ideas people?  I know what happens though.  My alter-ego kidnaps me and takes control of my blog!   And then writes these wonderful creative posts that can inspire the dullest of people.  My fingers tingle to press the white click-ity-clack-ty keys on my keyboard and let the words in my mind just floooooooooooowwwww.....

OK, I'm out of here.  Toodles!