The List:

Things I did not expect to hear.
Teehee, put together this silly little list and thought it would be something my readers would like to hear...if I have any.

1. Stop arguing!  We have enough ammunition to go around!
2. I could chomp on some caribou....
3. Why is your Frankenstein in my bin?
4. We are infected with bulgar wheat.
5. Here's your eye.
6. If you want sour cream, here's some yogurt.
7. You should put you hair in the oven.
8. Stop eating that glue!
9. Don't touch my ball please.
10. Stop chewing on your backpack.
11. Why is the a chinchilla on your head?
12. I am wearing.
13. Move your darn sphere!
14. Stop putting the utters in your mouth.

Lol.  #8, #10, #11 and #14 sound like something a mom might have to say at some point.  #1 and #6 Mom did say.