To being unique. I love being unique. That's why I have a black swan on my personal coat of arms. The black swan was a European myth until in 1790 a nature guy saw one. I suppose the board of birds (if there is one) thought that the nature guy's description was good enough and un-myth-ified the black swan. It still symbolizes rarity and uniqueness.
Speaking of unique: check this out! I wrote it a LONG time ago as a school project. I only recently dug it up!
We the Domestic Dog Society, in order to be respected the proper way, have created a Bill of Rights and any dogs who are mistreated against our doctrine may use aggression against his/her owner and/or visitor.
Right 1. All Dogs have the right to fresh water in their water dish. They deserve to have it refilled at least once each week and more if necessary or otherwise asked for.
Right 2. Dogs have the right to suitable food. Food must be not only tasteful, but also nutritious and healthy. We can be treated, but not so much that we become overweight. We say you are responsible, not us, when we become overweight and you will spend your time and money getting us back to normal.
Right 3. All Dogs have the right to a large but not overwhelming sized bed and all Dogs have the right to use it whenever they please. Dogs can chew in, sit in, lay in, dig in, sleep in, or any other occupation in their bed.
Right 4. All Dogs have the right to a certain amount of love and friendship, as well as the right to be friends with other creatures.When Dogs are abused they have the right to run, hide, or do any thing else necessary to defend itself.
Right 5. Dogs have a right to a name, and not to be called ‘it’ or ‘dog’. Dogs have the right to be called by their proper name every once and a while, such as ‘I No Watashi No Skoshi’ and not ‘Skosh’. All Dogs’ names shouldn’t be cursed by their Masters and failure to use this name may openly lead to aggression if it is the Dog’s wish.
Right 6. All Dogs, no matter what breed, have the right to fresh toys that fit them and have them correctly sized. All Domestic Dogs should be able to play with other dogs, their Masters, and their self when the time is right. Being deprived of this right makes all dogs unhappy and we may lead to aggression without it. Also, being deprived of singular toys, just because the are annoying and squeaky, is greatly annoying to us and will cause us to do other more unpleasant things such as sleeping, sitting around thinking and chewing on objects such as your shoe. Also, the toys must be right for your breed altho all Dogs are equal no matter what breed.
Right 7. Dogs have the right to communicate to others of their species and other less obvious creatures such as squirrels, humans, rabbits, mice, cats and all others. All Dogs may growl, bark, yip, or use any other communication outdoors, however some ill mannered pups may bark indoors. All Dogs, however, have a full right to communicate outdoors.
Right 8. All Dogs have the right to roam and explore their surroundings. They have the right to find, chew, or otherwise explore the area its Masters have exposed it to. If the Dog is physically injured in any way and the Master has brought it to the environment in which the Dog was hurt, the Master is held guilty. How ever if the Dog has wandered into the environment, the Dog himself is held guilty of his injury.
Right 9. All Dogs have the right to be walked for suitable amounts of times frequently, and failure will result in aggression, and the Dog may run away.
Right 10. Involuntary service to a Dog’s Master that has injured the Dog in any way will be blamed on the Master. The Dog has a right to tell all others that can understand him how, when and who injured him/her. A unruly Dog who prevents this will be bit several times.
Right 11. Any right before this that has been over looked by the DDS (Domestic Dog Society) is hereby proclaimed to be a right, an official right that has not been written down by us. Any dog who is in trouble and his rights are at stake may plead Right 11.
Lol. Really lol. Bye.
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